From Novice to Flaming Warlord — I’ve gone from fumbling with spin buttons like a confused constellations tourist to cracking the code like a caffeinated astrologer with an MBA.

High volatility? More like high drama. I set my daily cap at £12—because even warlords need budgeting apps that don’t judge.

Pro tip: If you’re not good at math, just pretend you’re reading an ancient horoscope scroll. Same energy.

Starfire Spin? Hotter than my ex’s Instagram stories. Aries Glory Feast? FOMO so real it should come with warning labels.

And yes—Zen Warrior Mode is real. I meditate on each spin… then panic when I lose.

You in? Or still stuck on ‘beginner mode’? Comment your warlord name below! 🔥